Outlander Man #877: TFW You Get a Pot of Gold

11/30/2015

stiva the ignorant

11/30/2015 03:51:50 pm

I hate to crash your fever dream party bus boss but truth be told the worth of gold is not even going to begin covering your debt, maybe before the nuclear explosion that your planet clearly experienced and before the invention of teleportation devices capable of taking you to any mineral-rich planet, gold just isn't that important, I can't imagine there'd be much demand for it, and eveN if there was your pot here would actually contribute to making gold even mORE worthless, as a large supply will in turn decrease demand
it sounds dumb it is dumb yes but bear with me
and that's assuming these are solid hunks of gold, not hollow, not tainted, not diluted, and not like chocolate coins or something, which is a fairly likely possibility, PLUUUS this might very well be a dream or concussion-induced state of sorts, I don't trust that reindeer not to run off with it for himself, and if none of the above applies this may be some sort of alternate reality that has nothing to do with you being unconscious in a snow bank and your gold with disappear the second you step out of this forest.
and even if you DOOO, cricket will most likely be needed to save you because the leprechaun has turned you into a newt and he'll charge you more than you've got

I'm sorry, boss, but this just isn't your day

stiva the friendless

12/1/2015 08:50:28 am

yes, boss, this just isn't your fever-induced day
smh

Outlander Man #877: TFW You Get a Pot of Gold

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